Who is the Big Lebowski and who is one of life’s gutter balls. Time to sling some balls up a big gaping chasm and hope you get lucky (feel free insert own innuendo here). It’s the final event to determine the King Cock Series, with a lot up for grabs. Event to be followed by a BBQ back at Ye Olde Cock Inn and awards ceremony.

Buff up your helmets, time to burn rubber and avoid a Peter Allan T-Boning. We head back to the track for some high octane fun. Will the front of grid rivalry of Hetherington and Robinson play out once more? Will Myles remember the right way around the track? And will we all blame the karts? Probably …

Time to see who can drop their balls first. Time to argue whether its bigs and smalls or spots and stripes, time to say you meant that 5 cushion in off fluke, and time for Marty to show what he does with all that spare time he has off when not detecting the latest doghnut robbery.

RESULT: Event cancelled due to lack of players. Mikey and Paul did still go ahead for an informal game (with kids) and therefore are awarded 1 token point each for turning up.

Let’s kick off the 2024 King Cock Cup series with a game of friendly Mini Golf. Hopefully back to defend his crown from last years Mini Golf event at Holey Moley will be Brian ‘Birdie’ Houltham. all eyes will be on Marty Robinson, last years King Cock Cup series runaway winner. Will his aim be deadly as he starts his defence of this much coveted trophy?